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| Hah, yeah, its fucking hilarious |
| 01.21.05 (5:27 pm) [edit] |
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DEFENTIONS OF Poop GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHE AD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-P oop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns. UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor. THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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| Music |
| 01.14.05 (6:03 pm) [edit] |
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Finally, Tblog is up. Anywho, added music to this thing finally. 50 tbucks to anyone who can tell me who this is
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| New lyric |
| 01.11.05 (2:59 pm) [edit] |
Memories back when she was bold and strong
And waiting for the world to come along...
Swears she knew it, now she swears he’s gone
Muhahhaah. Try that one.
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| Ranting time.. |
| 01.10.05 (2:03 pm) [edit] |
To start off with, i cant stand superficial people. People who buy 40 dollar t shirts to think they are cool. That is rediculus. With that 40 dollars you could buy 4 black t shirts some where else.
People who act "country" because its the "in" thing right now. Why the hell would you want to act all redneck and shit? "Oh, because its my life" Bull Shit. I hate that. I really do.
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Dryden is really pissing me off. The teachers, the kids. My English teacher gave me a bad progress report grade because apparently my text book wasnt covered. It was covered the first day she gave them to us. I'm bringing that up with the principle tomorrow not to be a little bitch, but because i need to pass this stupid class so i can graduate. 2 freaking 0's when the book was covered the whole time. Shes freaking crazy. She sent out a kid today because he told her she didnt know how to do progress reports. He was right and it was funny.
I want to go skiing. Saturday one of my friends apparently messed up his pancreas so now hes in ICU. I guess he landed face down on the ground snowboarding, and he kept snowboarding. Kids crazy. Im debating on whether to go up and see him or not, but i dont know any of his family, and it would be kinda wierd.
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| Tblog sucks |
| 01.08.05 (6:48 pm) [edit] |
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Really, it does.
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| New |
| 01.07.05 (12:19 pm) [edit] |
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New pictures, check em out.
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| Can you say |
| 01.06.05 (8:24 am) [edit] |
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Snow Day?
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| Sweetness |
| 01.05.05 (5:38 pm) [edit] |
I got my stuff from Tigerdirect today. My motherboard and my AMD XP 2900+ processor. I get paid tomorrow so 180 of that is going towards my mom. and the 20, well ill probably spend on food. Its probably going to take another 200 dollars for everything else, like a power supply, video card, hard drive, heatsink/fan for the processor, ect. Friend of mine is hooking me up with a case, so im good with that. I have been thinking and planing for a while now on what i want to get and when i want to build the computer. At first i was going to wait till i graduated and used the money from my graduation party for a crazy computer, but then i decided i might as well start buying parts for it. I have no other use for my cash i earn unless i want to save it (not going to happen). Speaking of earning money i now make 6 bucks an hour thanks to the minimum wage act. Because of that, hollywod video cut all of the employees hours down because of how much they were over labor over the break and stuff. This week i worked 15 hours, next week im working 5. Hopefully after a few weeks things will go back to normal. Its all good, ill be making the same amount of money, as i was making without having to work as much.
In other news, its supposed to snow all night, and apparently we are supposed to get 4-9" of snow over night, with freezing rain in the morning. Im thinking snow day.
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| Too damn Early |
| 01.03.05 (1:20 am) [edit] |
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Its 6.26 am, and i am up and showered for school. I never really slept last night. I have to go to school, a whole day of school, on no sleep. Im kinda tired, and im not tired. Its wierd. School is going to be hell today. I havent seen 6.26am in a long time. I garauntee im going to come home and sleep. Thank god i dont have to go to work today.
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